Funny friendship card – “I Shit On Everything Except You”
Looking for a card that is cute and shamelessly honest? This card from the HIP series combines a sweet, innocent little dove with a delightfully cheeky message. With the text “I shit on everything except you,” you let someone know that they are truly special — because apparently, they are the only exception.
Why this card?
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Cute with a sharp twist: The sweet little dove contrasts perfectly with the unfiltered humor.
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Short but powerful: One simple sentence that sticks immediately.
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Perfect for true friends: Because only good friends understand this kind of humor.
Who is this card suitable for?
This card is ideal for your best friend, partner, or someone who fully understands your sense of humor. Perfect as a friendship card, a small surprise, or simply to let someone know that they belong to the very exclusive category that you – exceptionally enough – don't shit on.


